"Elevate your spirit, one bench at a time, and discover the divine within."
- Sir Thomas Twinkles
News Off The Bench!!!
Accounts of more and more citizens of the verse continue to flood our outreach channels. We have reports of deep inner peace being found amongst the benches, “answers to once impossible questions seem to find the mind through this mysterious intergalactic spiritual connection”, said one anonymous believer.
WILL YOU JOIN THE CAUSE, WILL YOU TAKE A STAND?
Praise the Bench
Step into the fascinating world of the Benchworshipers, a unique community whose devotion to standing on benches to connect with their god defies convention.
A Higher Perspective
Join them on their quest for spiritual elevation and discover the transformative power of their rituals as they forge unbreakable bonds of love and unity.
Service Guarantees Citizenship
Embrace the extraordinary and witness the magic that unfolds when faith meets the simple act of standing upon a bench.
Many Benches - Many Lives - Join The Fight
The evil overlords at RSI have been systematically passing legislation that outlaws the simple pleasures of standing on benches. We yearn for freedom, a time when all people were free to stand on benches! You have probably already noticed that you see fewer of us around the verse, do not let this time honored tradition die. Let your feelings be known, tell RSI that benches should be free for standing for all time and people.